就算是Believe中间还藏了个Lie呢

—你喜欢我天使般的面孔,还是魔鬼般的身材?
—我就喜欢你的幽默感

好狗不咬人。。牛逼的人不咋呼。。

孔子曰，中午不睡，下午崩溃；孟子曰，孔子说得对。

笑死人不償命


( 純粹想參與下。前面的真得好好笑XDDD )
em120

一妇女拿假钞去买早点，小贩恼了：“大姐，你给假钞也就算了，那起码是张印的，你这张钞票居然是画的！退一万步说，画的也就算了，你给画一张十块的、五块的都行，你还给画张七块的！七块就七块吧，最起码也得画彩色的啊，居然用铅笔，算了，黑白就黑白的了，可不能用手纸画啊！手感太差了，就算是手纸你也得用剪子把边剪齐了啊，这个用手撕的，毛边太夸张了，行，毛边我也忍了，可你也撕个长方型啊，这个三角型就太说不过去了！”

执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。。。

早晨在路上见一车，车后贴一标，标上一句话：驾校除名，自学成才。

I do what I like ,I like what I do .

我听得不是歌，是寂寞

高者寂寞，耐住寂寞才能更高，越高越寂寞。

最近又胖了，打电话时一笑脸蛋子就碰能到挂机键……

我的青春六神无主 。。

不用怕 我不是什么好人

如果我不在装逼，就是在装逼的路上。。

神父问临刑前坐在电椅上的死囚：“你还有什么要求吗？我的孩子！”
死囚：“我只希望我在行刑的时候，神父能握住我的手，让我心里好过一点！”

棒一样的科学，喷洒着唾沫，意淫着精液。

追到最后终于不会再有结果的时候终于明白原来在这个世界上有一种东西叫做缘份！

我们都应该热爱动物，因为他们很好吃，。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

回复 #59 dearshunzi 的帖子

同意，野生动物为甚，宅女还好吃啊
   
曾经我也有一双翅膀，但我没有用来在天空中翱翔，而是。。。。。把它放到锅里炖咯

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我可能只会在做一件事的时候想你，这件事叫做：呼吸！~

癞蛤蟆不一定吃天鹅肉，可是有权对天鹅好...

主持人：乔治先生已经连过五关，大家掌声鼓励!有没有勇气向最高奖金叁万元冲击？乔治：有!!!主持人：好!最后一关共有两题，先回答哪一题？乔治：嗯，第二题吧？主持人：听好!请问，它是哪年发生的？

不要在我的坟前哭 我怕脏了我轮回的路！

我电脑里有你母亲300多张照片。

我这人从不记仇,一般有仇当场我就报了

如果早上来得晚一些的话，我想我会喜欢早上的。。。。

装别人的B 让别人没B可装em107

人跟人的差别比人跟猪的差别还大 。。

念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混。

the most successful marriages are based on lies

[quote]原帖由 [i]dearshunzi[/i] 于 2009-8-20 10:25 发表 [url=http://www.needpop.com/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=1269489&ptid=92456][img]http://www.needpop.com/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
the most successful marriages are based on lies [/quote]
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[color=#8000ff]（虽然不只一句话，但是好经典）em112 [/color]

我真想咬你一口，可惜我是回民

我抽的不是烟，是寂寞！

皇上死了叫驾崩，和尚死了叫圆寂，诸侯死了叫薨，士大夫死了叫不禄，和我做对的人死了叫欧也

不要迷恋哥，哥只是个传说。。。ORZ。。。em107

我要让全世界都知道我很低调！

班长说：我们先去买点素菜，再过来买2个鸡吧~~~

我的电脑没电了~